Introducing RootedMichael™

Grow into your
fully-blossomed self.

The world's first arboreal-integrated leadership coaching methodology. Your potential is a seed. I am the forest.

Claim your spot — only 10 available No waitlist. No syllabus. Just dirt.
Michael Roytburd hugging a tree in the forest

Michael Roytburd, Founder & Chief Arborist, conducting a client session.

What is RootedMichael™?

For too long, leadership development has happened indoors — on whiteboards, in conference rooms, under fluorescent lighting. RootedMichael™ changes everything by drawing on the ancient, proprietary wisdom of trees to coach you into the leader you were biologically designed to become.

Through a rigorous curriculum of soil immersion, moisture sensing, and wind flexibility training, you will develop the executive presence of a 400-year-old oak — and the organizational agility of a mycorrhizal network.

98%
of clients grew measurably taller
4.2x
increase in annual ring formation rate
0
clients eaten by squirrels (so far)

Choose your growth tier

Seedling
Roots & Shoots
Individual coaching
  • Fingers in dirt (introductory)
  • Basic water sensing
  • Wind sway fundamentals
  • One squirrel introduction
Enterprise
Healthy Forest
Whole organization
  • Everything in Canopy
  • Multi-species ecosystem design
  • Advanced photosynthesis skills
  • Controlled burn resilience
  • Forest succession planning

What clients are saying

"Before RootedMichael™, I was making decisions from my prefrontal cortex like an animal. Now I make them from my root system. My CFO is concerned but I feel incredible."

— Senior VP, Fortune 500 company (name withheld pending photosynthesis certification)

"I used to need WiFi to think strategically. After six weeks with Michael, I simply absorb sunlight. My board has mixed feelings but my leaves are extraordinary."

— Founder & CEO, tech startup (currently undergoing bark development)

"My team and I completed the Healthy Forest program. We are now a thriving ecosystem. We have lost two people to the canopy layer and cannot find them, but overall morale is up."

— Chief People Officer, mid-market firm (11–50 employees, 2 unaccounted)
April Fools

Okay, so tree-based leadership coaching isn't real.

You found this page because something about the premise resonated — maybe the frustration with shallow, buzzword-heavy coaching that promises transformation and delivers a worksheet. Or maybe you just wanted to see where the bit went. Either way, hi.

I'm Michael Roytburd. The name RootedMichael™ is a mashup of my two brands: Rooted Insight, my organizational development and consulting practice, and my coaching work, which lives under my own name. The joke just sprouted from there.

My actual work is pretty much the opposite of this page — slow, collaborative, grounded in your real context. No three-step systems. No proprietary frameworks with trademarked names. No squirrel relationship management.

What I do offer: deep listening, honest reflection, and a thinking partner who will help you figure out what's actually going on — and what to do about it. I work with individual leaders as a coach, and with teams and organizations through Rooted Insight.

If that sounds interesting, I'd love to connect and see if something germinates.

Visit michaelroytburd.com